I come bearing gifts! *Arf*
I didn’t get to some color memes before I went on my maternity break.
smiley1starrs requested my Mabari, Ontar, in no. 13.
Feminism had a noble cause for equality until it became a hate movement .
People have been accusing feminism of being a hate movement since women started trying to get the right to vote.
YUP! Remember this when people say feminism has gone too far! Because treating women as full human beings has always been seen as “going too far”.
city elf family is so cute
- The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU
- I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU
- My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs AU
- Someone keeps stealing my doormat AU
- My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders AU
- I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! AU
- The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! AU
- My neighbour’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment AU
- The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra AU
APARTMENT AUs! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
I almost spit out my water
Bethany: I’m going to kick his ass back to whatever shite of hole he spawned from.
Fenris: By all means, go right ahead. Please.
Or the alternative:
Fenris: You’re really hot when you’re angry—-
Bethany: Shut up, Fenris. Not now.
Trash Artist Strikes Again!
I hate their armor so much. It looks so much better in my sketchbook. If I had the patience, it wouldn’t look like crap.I gave up half way through when doodling Bethany.
Post Dragon Age 2. Bethany meets with Fenris again as she is on her way to take care of some Warden business. Part of my Bethany and Fenris story.
Because Bethany as a Grey Warden is fantastic. I adore her to death, and their relationship would be tension filled. YES.
This is for the five people that actually like this pairing besides me.
Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)
Retail Robin is my new favorite meme you guys. I’ve sadly experienced ALL of these working retail. What about you guys? I HATE RETAIL.
What will your Inquisitor look like? - @DragonAge on Twitter
I hate this
“Art is about imagination and that is what my work demands of the people interacting with it. You have to imagine a painting or sculpture is in front of you,” Newstrom was quoted as saying. “Paul Rooney, Lana’s agent, believes she might be the greatest artist alive working today: ‘When she describes what you can’t see, you begin to realize why one of her invisible works can fetch upwards of a million dollars,’ said Rooney,’” it adds.
But later, a French CBC report outlined that the whole thing was supposed to be funny and not taken seriously. “One of the creators, comedian Pat Kelly says that they liked that the story [because] it could almost be true,” it reads. He told the CBC in an e-mail: “In the arts, there is much room for interpretation and we thought it would be interesting to push the idea to the extreme–invisible art.”
Most people thought the piece was real, but they apparently didn’t listen to the accompanying audio that was included in the article.
According to hoax-debunking website Snopes.com, the article was done by comedian Pat Kelly and Peter Oldring. They “fabricate stories satirizing current affairs as a spoof of public radio,” the site says.
“This bit of satire was lost on many readers and listeners, which Kelly explained (in an article translated from French) may have been partly due to the fluid definition of what constitutes art,” the website added.
I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU
#Bethany has a shop called *Sunshine Florists* with sunflowers painted in the windows#Fenris has a tattoo parlour called *Lyrium Ink* and the windows are blacked out#One day at work she gets help at gun point#Fenris comes running to her rescue#the attacker turns to Fenris and Bethany hits him over the head with a baseball bat#Bethany sends Fenris a flower arrangement to say thank you#he offers to give her a tattoo for free#she gets a sunflower on her hip#Fenris gets a baseball bat tattooed across his heart#they live happily ever after (an amazing tag-fic by irreverentlyreverent)